First of all, the 1MDB scandals are non-existent. Attacks against 1MDB are a conspiracy, and the opposition is working with foreign powers to topple the BN government.

We must always be careful with foreign powers, guys and girls. Didn’t Malacca Chief Minister Idris Haron warn us in late July? We must be careful with foreign interference for the sake of the sovereignty of the state.

Rakyat taken care of

Come on guys, bersyukurlah. Are we any poorer? The Department on Statistics in 2015 revealed that the median income of Malaysians in 2014 was RM4,585, a rise from RM3,626 in 2012. What an achievement!

In fact, according to Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak in 2013, the RM500 Bantuan Rakyat 1Malaysia (BR1M) handouts are enough to survive a year.

A good PM listens to the people. And Najib has proven he is a good PM, that is why BR1M ws raised a few times.

In 2014, the amount of BR1M handout was increased from RM500 to RM650, then to RM950 in 2015, and finally RM1,000 in this year’s budget.

This means a year’s BR1M handout is more than enough to put food on the table. On top of that, you can take the balance for holidays.

The list of Najib’s government’s goodness does not end. In April 2015, the Goods and Services Tax (GST) was introduced. As promised by Ahmad Maslan, price of goods will fall. Today, the price of goods and services are so cheap.

Do not trust opposition lies

Businesses are closing? No way, those are lies and propaganda by the opposition. Do not trust the opposition.

Higher taxes? Think of it again, it is good for the country. Najib promised us he will build schools and hospitals.

Realised there are many projects done halfway but not completed? It is because we did not pay enough taxes. Next year, GST will rise to 10 percent, for the good of the country, folks.

And please, do not blame the prime minister for having so many private jets. He is the prime minister. He should even own a rocket to the moon.

Shopping? Rosmah Mansor saved from young. No doubts about that. Please people, Respect my first lady of Malaysia.

Better to study at home

Yesterday, Shahrizat Jalil said it is better to spend time at home studying. She is right, and she is living proof. When Shahrizat was young, she did not protest. Today, she can earn RM250million by selling National Feedlot Corporation (NFC) cows. She even got a Tan Sri title recently.

Najib too, in his younger days, did not demonstrate against the government. As a result, he received a RM2.6billion ‘donation’ later on in his career. How successful the men and women Umno chiefs are.

Protests bring no good

Being too noisy on the other hand, makes you end up in jail. Look at Anwar Ibrahim, spending so much time in jail. Look at the opposition leaders and activists who cause chaos who now get charged.

You waste money on bail, and supporters do not bother about you when you get charged. They just relax and continue with their happy lives.

BN’s success proven

In the last general election, some tried to vote BN out, but because BN was too good, they maintained power.

The elections were fair, the opposition were given airtime on national television, and there were no phantom voters. BN maintained victory because they were simply the best government all these years.

Success is automatic

In GE13, the reason 52 percent voted against BN is because every activist and opposition leaders were sleeping all these while. But suddenly on the eve of May 5, every voter received an awakening in their sleep.

They suddenly woke up the next morning and decided to vote against BN.

No, it was not because of the never-say-die spirit. It was not because of the ceramahs and continuing momentum. There was no hard work, no effort, no momentum. We suddenly woke up from our sleep and decided to vote Pakatan.

What to do? Just do nothing

In 2013, the youths were busy watching Korean dramas and playing online games. This time round, do not waste time rallying or voicing your dissatisfaction. Just relax in a cafe in Bangsar or better still, walk around catching Pokemons.

Life is good that way. All we have to do now is stay at home Facebooking. That way, Najib can own the long awaited rockets, BN can continue raising taxes to build the country, we will be safe from foreign interference, and we will continue getting our BR1M.

ADRIAN LIM CHEE EN is currently the chairperson of the #BebasAnwar campaign.