There's been a lot of cock-talking lately and so I am inspired to write this.

Apparently babies born this year are expected to exhibit the following personality traits: cock-proud, cock-intelligent, and can do a mean cockle-doodle-do. Last year, the monkey year, saw the birth of many potential gymnasts, mischievous as they might be.

What a load of cock.

And to think tha the number of mothers opting for cesareans just so to avoid giving birth in the year of the pig, or rushing for the year of the dragon is simply exasperating.

Allow me to prick your misinformed bubble: whatever year you or your children were born in has nothing to do with your personalities, or luck cycles even. Did you actually believe that dragon year babies would have success laid out for them?