Samy had proudly sent to Jeanne and Badawi,

A congratulatory statement in perfect poetry,

So spellbound was Bolehland by his originality

But damn, a sharp reader of Malaysiakini

Spotted Samy's true and hidden capability

For from two poems, the minister did copy

Shame no longer exists in our country

So, slowly, silently, subtly and slyly

Samy sends in his handy press secretary

"Blame not my master, said he slavishly

"But blame rather on my lapse of memory.

"The authors I have left out inadvertently!"

Our sympathies, dear Jeanne and Badawi

For being treated to Samy's cheap publicity

and pathetic excuses of his press secretary

In light of government's leaking credibility

Samy should stay focused on his ministry

And save plagarised poems only for MIC