(Sung to Lionel Ritchie's 'Say You, Say Me')

Hey you, pay me, pay it always

That is our way sadly

May you, may we, say it never

Openly

I had a BR1M just enough for oh some drink

People in the dark hiding names and the rot

And what they brayed was "MAS ke red?"

And from his hind or brains of naught

A louse was crying loud

Hey you, pay me, pay it always

Shut up's the way it should be

Hey you, pay me, or sleigh it together

Tactfully

Plus when we're on strife's loathsome highway

Seems the hardest thing to do is to find a sen or loo

A belching pan, to use on grassy lands

Then when you feel you need Bersih

Ambiga will say, "I'll glove you"

Hey you, pay me, pay it for our ways

Bad otherwise for you it would be

Hey you, pay me, pay it no matter

Covertly

So you think you know the answers, hell NO

Sell the whole world it's for you enticing

Damn right, we're telling you

It's time to stop deceiving, oh yes

Forgetting who you are, you are a spinning czar

Dei you, pay me, pay it for my ways

Fret not the MACC

Dei you, pay me, hand it over

Quietly

Pay it under

Secretly...

RAMESH RAJARATNAM feels that the state of affairs in Malaysia is one big comedy. If we don't laugh at it, we will go crazy and leap off a building.