Keith Bettinger

Israel a bully thanks to Uncle Sam

Israel a bully thanks to Uncle Sam

My dinner with Mansor

My dinner with Mansor

Keith meets Mansor Puteh - is Mansor an angry old man, a lunatic or misunderstood visionary?
Don't blame the Chinese

Don't blame the Chinese

new It ain't kosher, being a Jew. Keith petitions for more Semitic tolerance.
Virgins for sale!

Virgins for sale!

Keith covers trafficking and concludes that such marriages are legalised prostitution.
Three cheers for national parks!

Three cheers for national parks!

new Keith the jungleman is back from his sojourn in Sarawak. He's now the poster boy for Malaysian national parks.
Dear crazies, please don't kill Bashir Assad

Dear crazies, please don't kill Bashir Assad

Man, the Middle East has been a busy place lately, and there are some major changes afoot. I'm going to have to make another trip over there before too long to recconoiter and figure out who the bad guys are these days.
Lets have a four-day working week

Lets have a four-day working week

You see, if we all cut our work hours in half, there would be an immediate demand for labour. Everybody would have a job, a source of pride and income.
Meow!

Meow!

Keith's in Kuching, exploring Pussy Cat City. He's there on business, but spends his trip beating up monkeys to a pulp. He may not come back.
Nama saya Keith, saya dari Amerika

Nama saya Keith, saya dari Amerika

Keith does his best to learn our national language, Bahasa Melayu. He massacres it instead.
Stick this in your pipe and smoke it

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it

Keith tries his hand at being an intellectual and finds it a breeze. Grab a dictionary, you'll need it.

To market, to market

To market, to market

Keith gets homesick for comfort food and battles our supermarkets.
KL cab drivers!

KL cab drivers!

Keith has a taste of Malaysian cab drivers. He holds on for dear life. Our advice to Keith: take up yoga.
The beast lurks in BB Plaza

The beast lurks in BB Plaza

Keith explores retail therapy in Bukit Bintang, and comes back none the wiser. Shopping in the city is like any other around the world. Armed with a mop, he attempts to right the wrong, and wishes good old values still exist.
Everyone's got their Mexicans

Everyone's got their Mexicans

I remember an interesting experience I had once on a trip to Costa Rica. I was in San Jose, the capital, and was fortunate enough to be having dinner with some well-to-do Costa Ricans.