Keith Bettinger

Keith meets Mansor Puteh - is Mansor an angry old man, a lunatic or misunderstood visionary?

new It ain't kosher, being a Jew. Keith petitions for more Semitic tolerance.

Keith covers trafficking and concludes that such marriages are legalised prostitution.

new Keith the jungleman is back from his sojourn in Sarawak. He's now the poster boy for Malaysian national parks.

Man, the Middle East has been a busy place lately, and there are some major changes afoot. I'm going to have to make another trip over there before too long to recconoiter and figure out who the bad guys are these days.

You see, if we all cut our work hours in half, there would be an immediate demand for labour. Everybody would have a job, a source of pride and income.

Keith's in Kuching, exploring Pussy Cat City. He's there on business, but spends his trip beating up monkeys to a pulp. He may not come back.

Keith does his best to learn our national language, Bahasa Melayu. He massacres it instead.

Keith gets homesick for comfort food and battles our supermarkets.

Keith has a taste of Malaysian cab drivers. He holds on for dear life. Our advice to Keith: take up yoga.

Keith explores retail therapy in Bukit Bintang, and comes back none the wiser. Shopping in the city is like any other around the world. Armed with a mop, he attempts to right the wrong, and wishes good old values still exist.

I remember an interesting experience I had once on a trip to Costa Rica. I was in San Jose, the capital, and was fortunate enough to be having dinner with some well-to-do Costa Ricans.