Not too long ago, popular American reggae artiste Shaggy released a chart-topping single called It Wasn't Me. The song is about a guy who gets caught with another woman. When he approaches the singer for help, he is advised to deny it all.

But she caught me o­n the counter

"It wasn't me"

Saw me banging o­n the sofa

"It wasn't me"

I even had her in the shower

"It wasn't me"

She even caught me o­n camera

"It wasn't me"

She saw the marks o­n my shoulder

"It wasn't me"

Heard the words that I told her

"It wasn't me"

The moral of the story: Simply deny everything and you will be safe.

However, past and recent events indicate that Shaggy may have lifted the idea for this song from the Malaysian police force.