Are we selling Johor to the Walt Disney family, just like how we have sold Cyberjaya to the American telematic industry? A report on our government's invitation for Disney to colonise Johor first tickled, and next terrified me.

According to the report our prime minister has an interesting business proposal which will make Johoreans live a better fantasy than one offered by the possibilities of a crooked bridge. Si Bongkok Tanjung Putri will also be happy to be one day be digitized onto High Definition TV-DVD format once Disney buys the rights to produce the story of Johor's own Beauty and the Beast.

Feed Johoreans with more fantasy. Johoreans will love this new fantasyland called Johor Disney - a land that will help Johoreans forget the harsh realities of the rising price of gas and cooking needs. Johoreans will forget how much more they need to pay for their lontong breakfast, mee rebus and mee Jawa lunch, and nasi Ambang dinner.