Ruhayat X

new Ruhayat X goes all Wordsworth on us. He contemplates on how noise is now our bedmate, and how silence is the enemy.

Ruhayat X explains why he is decidedly hetero. It's tough being cute.

This is what Ruhayat X does at home. How... blissfully domesticated he is.

Ruhayat X likens a good conversation to a dream come true. Like wine, it gets better with age.

Ruhayat X ponders on what culture is in this day and age.

Ruhayat X reflects on ambition, pluck and why we are sheeps.

Oooh, a dicey one, this. Thought-provoking, unsettling and of course, only from Ruhayat X. What's your take?

Boy, he's angry, Ruhayat X. Have a good Monday, everyone!

If you're looking for a part-time maid, give us a call. Ruhayat X is a trained domestic engineer cum philosopher.

Ruhayat X tries to figure out what it means to be a stud. Mr. Macho. A man . He's still clueless.

Ruhayat X's latest missive. Make sure you have a huge dose of coffee when you read it.

Ruhayat X catches hold of one of his works written over two years ago.

Who is Sheikh Omar Bakri? Ruhayat mulls over the mystery.

Guess what. Ruhayat is an apostle. Read to disbelieve.

Back to work. Ruhayat X is grumpy and fed up. With everything.

Girls. Ruhayat X is a virgin, does not drink or smoke, and is housebroken. The queue begins here.

Ruhayat discovers that hell is on earth already; the devil has turned his Bose speakers into a penthouse.

Ruhayat X looks over his kingdom on the 15th floor and adjusts his crown, as he ponders over the fate of his subjects.

Ruhayat X talks about why he does not go commando at home. He frightens himself when he does so.

Ruhayat X discovers that he has breasts and that they are 32AA in size. He's off shopping for a bra.

The small group of insecure 'kampung' types desire what they see over on the other side. They are angry inside because they can't get there, and the reason is a product of their own making.

Ruhayat X, the angry man of print, explains why he is an Islamic anarchist.

Want to go to heaven? Grow a beard, make like a sheikh, and rock the casbah.