They're passing a bill in the Dewan

To outlaw necking on the divan

No more spooning under the silvery moon

Romance will be extinct all too soon

By one stroke of legislative genius

All men will become quite religious

Call girls will receive an early pension

If their memoirs contain no big-wigs in mention

The motor-car will decline in use

All passion wagons crippled with disuse

Dogs will no longer mate in public

And roving hands sentenced to the cube of Rubik

Chastity belts will be worn round the clock

Tax exempt if fitted with Abloy locks

Key-smiths will do a roaring trade

Of duplicates to undo the masquerade

A special concession for the Brits will be given

With the new morality all will be forgiven

If Mary Whitehouse agrees to be appointed

To the special commission for men to be annointed

A new class of civil servants will emerge

Mat skodeng on lovers' haunts to converge

With infra-red cameras to fabricate

Evidence for the courts to adjudicate

The women will lose their personality

Unseen unheard denied all individuality

Beauty contests will become a security risk

With city rakes denied of all burlesque

Freedom of all in the grip of a few

Malaysians must seriously consider the view

Of ill-conceived laws our lives to encroach

Write to your MPs or live forever beyond reproach.