KINIBIZ Ola, bom dia or hello and good day ... Tiger is practising his Portuguese. It’s what they speak in Brazil, if you don’t know. Actually, Tiger’s been a pretty busy cat lately.

As you may know by now, Tiger has aspirations of becoming a corporate magnate. Worst-case scenario, the CEO of a GLC at least ... okay, maybe not of pilgrim fund Lembaga Tabung Haji or its units, as we must have some standards now.

But enough of hunting and being hunted ... let’s live life, like only corporate magnates can... those huge smiles, the bright moneyed eyes … the private jets, the Bentley CONtinental ...

Yes, if a lizard like old Gordon Gecko can do it (twice), why not Tiger? Tiger will call himself, maybe Trevor Tiger (taking the cue from G-G of Gordon Gecko) or another name starting with ‘T’.

But Tennyson, Terence, Tamilselvan, Taufik or Teh (as in Hong Piow) or Tay (as in Ah Lek) are out of the question. No offence to the cats at Public Bank now, even though they do sing some catchy numbers about their bosses, but we are looking for something more hip.

Anyway, Tiger is also busy after joining a competition to write limericks.

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This article was written by Jose Barrock.