KINIBIZ Tiger has decided to throw in the towel, drop all aspirations of becoming a CEO, shelf all plans of taking over the reins of some GLC to make millions in salary and be conferred a Datukship.

The new improved Tiger is smarter, more focused and single minded in his quest, headed to becoming a politician, maybe a minister even, if all goes well.

Now why the change you may ask. Well for starters, the corporate types are dull, all about value and always looking at their PE or their EPS and CAGR etc, and so concerned about their share price.

Tiger got conjunctivitis just looking at the Bursa Screen and from reading analysts’ reports. A tiger with sore eyes is not very threatening, if you know what Tiger means. It makes Tiger look like some pansy... some feeble mousedeer were even laughing at the semi-blind Tiger.

Anyway, over breakfast, consisting of the unborn babies of a winged creature and a cup of dense light brown particles (eggs and teh tarik for you less adventurous types), Tiger schemes his ascend to power.

And in true Malaysian spirit Tiger is seeking an easier way to riches, fame and glamour, and has decided to take the path of politics in his quest.

No, there is no notion of serving the populace... who does that anyway?

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This article was written by Jose Barrock.