KINIBIZ A minister recently said, as ministers are wont to say ridiculous things, a convenience store owes its success to the Barisan Nasional.

What? Yes, exactly Tiger’s reaction. Here’s eight more reasons from Tiger why BN is great for business.

Tiger is a big fan of junk food – in between the usual gourmet meals of barbecued hyena ribs, sizzling ox and sweet and sour yak.

When craving strikes, Tiger would saunter down to its favourite convenience store 7-Eleven and pick out a few packs of salty peanuts, chocolate bars and soda to keep going until the next bloody proper meal.

Snacking is an unhealthy habit, some may say, but Tiger is a staunch believer of convenience stores and can’t imagine life without them.

So when Domestic Trade, Co-operatives and Consumerism Minister Hasan Malek declares proudly that the success of 7-Eleven in Malaysia, as well as other franchises and businesses in Malaysia, is due to the stability of the Barisan Nasional (BN) government, Tiger’s ears perked up.

“In truth, ladies and gentlemen, we forget that all of this is because of the Barisan Nasional government, our government, that provided the facilities for this,” beamed Hasan during a 7-Eleven press conference for its imminent public listing.

Bravo, dear minister. It takes a strong man to state the obvious and Tiger will brook no arguments from silly naysayers who doubt the minister’s proclamations.

In fact, to illustrate the minister’s claims further, Tiger has its own top eight reasons why the BN government has over the years, directly or indirectly, been a supreme influence in the success of Malaysian commerce.

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This article was written by Khairul Khalid .