COMMENT | If you wish to certify that the food you manufacture is safe for Muslims to consume, you apply to Jakim for a halal certificate and logo.
If you wish to legitimise your ill-gotten gains, you approach Umno, and if you want to make lying admissible, just ask PAS to make lying syariah compliant.
The union between PAS and Umno was finally cemented, when acting Umno-Baru president, Mohamad Hassan said, "It is official. We are married."
For years, these two parties denied their affair.
We first heard about the clandestine relationship...