“Isteri tua merajuk balik ke rumah isteri mudaKalau dua-dua merajuk ana kahwin tigaMesti pandai pembohongMesti pandai temberangOh tetapi jangan sampai hai pecah tembelang…”

Lyrics of P Ramlee’s Madu Tiga

COMMENT | “Tok, I heard that you have taken wife No 4 on quiet.”

“Yes, lah YB. You know, she is not a trophy wife like some politicians.”

“You mean, you are following the call by PAS deputy president Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man to have more than one wife?”

“No lah, this for business.”

“How can she help? Four wives mean more money for their maintenance. You got to multiply all expenses by four.”

“It’s a long story…