For years, many if not most Malaysians have been under the impression that they are on the cusp of becoming a ‘developed’ nation. I have to disagree.

(a) A developed nation is not stuck in the middle-income tier.

(b) Developed nations have import structures that make larger, more high-end vehicles affordable to the people. Due to tariffs, Malaysians consider something like a Honda Accord a premium sedan. Internationally, it certainly is not.

(c) No developed country is governed by a theocratic dictatorship. Hello.

(d) Developed countries don't enforce affirmative action programs discriminating in favour of the majority. You’re welcome.

(e) Houses in developed countries don’t have third-world plumbing and primitive kitchens amid white-plastered concrete walls.

(f) Houses in developed countries don’t need bars on windows (except in bad neighborhoods) and they don’t have walled perimeters outside like Osama bin Laden’s house in Pakistan.

(g) Developed nations have (often 24-hour) supermarkets that approach the US and UK in sheer variety of goods.

(h) Universities in developed countries don’t have gates and walls.

(i) Developed countries don’t need foreigners to design and build their skyscrapers.

(j) Most developed countries do not levy tolls on most of their expressways.

(k) Drivers in developed countries generally know how to drive. Thank you.

(l) People in developed countries, including drivers, are generally courteous and respectful to strangers. You’re welcome.

(m) People in developed countries don't confuse greetings with food obsession. Have you ‘taken’ your breakfast?