I cannot help but notice that the One new MCA member every four minutes is based on round-the-clock, year-round recruitment — 24 hours every day, 365 days per year!

Who signs up at 4am? Can we deduce that MCA's membership is half-filled with insomniacs? If people only sign up during business hours, it is closer to one new member per minute. Is this possible?

Wow, what a fantastic feat! Perhaps MCA should share its secret with other political parties how it manages to recruit 135,000 members in a year.

Perhaps this will also add to the already long list of 'useless' (in this case, doubtful) entries in the Malaysia Book of World Records that we are known for.