COMMENT It is exceptional for one hero to emerge during one's life time. But two? Unbelievable but yes - this unprecedented happening is taking place right now, which makes this an amazing time to be a Muslim in Malaysia.

Riding to the rescue of the rudderless masses - confused by the arrival on our shores of huge numbers of gays, lesbians, dog lovers, Cadbury munchers and other purveyors of polluting and ‘haram’ consciousness and deeds secretly slipped in through our porous land and sea boundaries by western neo-colonialist agents bent on bringing the Golden Chersonese back into the sphere of Christian-Zionist influence - are two heroes and warriors of Islam.