YOURSAY ‘Hilarious and true. But be careful, better set aside some bail money.’

The next 20 things to ban, and more

Vijay47: I being the ever-vigilant sleuth, have been sleuthing around and have been able to sight a similar ‘ban list’ being prepared jointly by Perkasa and Isma. On that still uncompleted schedule, No 1 is: Ban Ramesh Rajaratnam, obviously a Jewish/Christian/Hindu/Norwegian spy. No 2: Ban ban-lists prepared by non-Muslims as they insult Malays, Islam, and the royalty.

Ramesh, with all the things you want to ban, I am sure that the Malay-Muslim fanatics are very cross with you.

Bystander: The difference between stupidity and genius in Isaac Newton's theories is that genius has its limit.

Jaycee: Hilarious and true. But be careful Ramesh. Better set aside some bail money. The fanatic goons may come after you for sedition.

Bystander: Ramesh, please add this to ban, too. All roads with cross junction like the infamous Rothmans Junction will have to reconvert to its origin, a roundabout, to keep the sanctity of the religion so that Muslims cannot be easily confused or enticed when they are on the roads.

Anonymous #13957745: Syabas, add another 200 lah. Laugh, laugh, my toes also laugh. The ‘Stupidity Act’ is the best proposal. Among them, to gauge the level of stupidity among ministers, kangkung professors, lawmakers, religious authorities, senior civil servants, etc, etc. The more stupider, the more higher the position and promotional prospects. Ha, ha.

Mamba: This country is made up of 60 percent Muslims, but only about 50 percent are Malays, while the other 10 percent are aboriginals. Among the 50 percent Malays, many are not pure Malays with Indian/Pakistani, Middle Eastern, Filipino, Chinese, etc, bloodlines. If one really dissects it down, this country is truly multi-ethnic and multi-cultural; albeit Muslims (made up of different ethnicities) are the majority.

No ethnic group is the true majority here. So stop imposing your belief on others!

Open minded: Ramesh, good show! Good Sunday humour but can be a reality in this Bolehland, where they claim to have exclusive and irrevocable rights to a certain religion. Indeed laudable!

ProPeR: Ramesh, please hurry with the next 20. I'm hungry for it. It is so hilarious and yet so true. Brilliant.

Anonymous_1371482984: The writer forgot money - salary for government employees. Since 90 percent of the taxpayers are non-Muslims and taxes are also collected from Genting, beer companies and cigarettes companies, not forgetting lottery and 4-D, most of these monies are haram.

If they are used to pay the salaries of government servants, we have made them to "sin" as they will be using these monies for their living expenses. So these taxes should only be used for non-Muslims. What say you, Umno and those Muslim NGOs? Be consistent.

Fairplayer: Very hilarious! But do watch out for the sedition wolves! You might have to give your statement to the police... especially since that you have "glorified" the Mighty Cross (+), which cannot be done without even in our daily life! Ha, ha!

Rupert16: Good one Ramesh. This shows how ridiculous our country has become when racial and religious bigots are running amok, and yet not even a whimper from our corrupt and incompetent government led by our double-speak world-class traveller PM and his First Lady in tow.

RZC: Ramesh you forgot few more things to ban. Firstly, churches, because those driving along the Federal Highway in their Bentleys or motorcycles, as the case may be, will be suddenly converted when they pass the church.

Banners on alcohol must be banned because of the same phenomenon of being converted when you sight these banners, and Halloween because you will turn into a ghost or zombie or become fat if you have a few laughs and eat a lot of candy.

One Hand Cover The Sky: A certain political party in Malaysia is using a Jewish symbol... it should be banned, too.

James TCLow: Ibrahim Ali once said 'you you you s**t'. And Ramesh, be on alert he may just come after you with his s**t. And your article is damn sarcastic, you may just be another next target of the sedition dragnet.

However, whatever you have written may just be 's**t'. It just can happen in Malaysia and I for one won't be surprised a bit.

Awang Top: We must breed more frogs, as frogs are immune to prosecution, and they croak day and night, a music for the ears of those who masuk pocket during the night.

Peacemaker: I am so shocked by the accuracy of Ramesh's astute observations that I feel confused and inadequate, even for stupidity courses. May I enrol in the stupidity school under the 30 percent quota reserved for specially unqualified and undeserving applicants?

Observer10: Laughing, laughing till stomachache.

Fire_rock: Years ago, the back of the five ringgit note depicted the Istana Negara. What was obvious was that there was a flag post which had a horizontal bar at the top, hence it was construed as a Christian cross.

The picture was subsequently photoshopped minus the horizontal bar in the later copies of these currency notes. I wonder for how long we can keep our aircraft flying as the design could be seen as a cross overhead.

Ranjita Kaur A/P Whitemoon: Brilliant article, so silly but so true in the context of BN and macais.

Zen: Deranged people hallucinate the most.

Apa nama: Last but not least, all the jokes, sarcasms, political satires, cartoons, etc, should be banned because these are a great insult to 3R and four sensitive areas in the constitution, as stated by our home minister.

Jokes, sarcasm, political satire, cartoons, etc, are meant to ignite hatred towards a majority who will be feeling threatened by minorities. In fact, minorities are the ones supposed to feel that way, but in Bolehland, everything is possible because it is a land of endless possibilities! Thank God! So far no police reports!

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