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The Kerbau
A : Dear Kerbau,
I hope you haven't rushed out to purchase a sheep-skin rug. Otherwise I'm going to mail your wife my studded paddle.
Bulu Mata Kambing or Ring Mata Kambing (RMK) is a ring with furry or feathery bits that sends your wife to seventh heaven. It's a must-have for men who can't get anything right.
No, you don't put it around your waist for crying out loud; it's a penile ring. As the name suggests, it looks rather like a sheep's eye.
You put it around your base prior to erection so that it fits snugly. It is reusable, but you have to wash it before and after using it. Store in cool places. It is also recommended that you dip it in water or add a little lubricant since most of them are made of non-elastic materials that may be a tad uncomfortable for you.
It's only a matter of time before males are born with this crucial yet missing accessory, or else a woman scientist will start adding this base structure to cloning experiments, together with other important bits missing in males.