YOURSAY 'Hasan Ali is so entertaining. I really look forward to his jokes once in a while since there isn't much to watch on Astro these days.'

Hasan Ali suspects MCA-DAP tie up

your say Gordon Gecko: This is yet another one of former PAS leader Hasan Ali's conspiracy theories. He's got one for the Christians, now the Chinese.

It's a pity he did not use his intelligent "little voice" in his heart to enlighten us on the Altantuya Shaariibuu murder, Teoh Beng Hock's death or even the RM40 million pile of cash for Sabah Umno.

Mano: "The little voice in my heart keeps telling me that there appears to be some understanding between MCA and DAP, especially in facing the 13th general election," Hasan Ali said.

But I say Hasan Ali's heart has to be taken out of his body and soaked in Clorox to purify it.

Anonymous_3e86: I love his remarks. He's so entertaining. I really look forward to his jokes once in a while since there isn't much to watch on Astro these days.

Yes, perhaps MCA is secretly making a pact with DAP to accept membership of all MCA members, knowing MCA will be obliterated from Malaysian politics after GE13.

Giudice: Oh dear, with what former PM Dr Mahathir Mohamad said and what Hasan Ali has said, MCA and in particular party chief Chua Soi Lek must be thoroughly confused.

Who are they supposed to be attacking? The Chinese? No, because they are working hand-in-hand with DAP. Yes, because it's just to scare the Chinese.

The Malays? Yes, because they are working hand-in-hand with DAP. No, because it's just to scare the Chinese.

I love it, absolutely brilliant conundrum. As if MCA didn't have enough troubles. Now they have shot themselves in both feet and both arms to boot.

Anak JB: Hasan Ali is unbelievable which makes me thinks he may be in the advanced stage of schizophrenia.

I think he is not only afraid of the Chinese but also of his own shadow. So he is inferring now MCA is helping DAP's cause and the Chinese has a wider agenda to turn Malaysia to a Christian state and a republic?

Anonymous #76965586: How many of these Malay leaders spoke against corruption and abuse of power. How many of them really care for the welfare of the Malays?

Can't you see that those politicians are super rich while many of the Malays are really poor after so many decades of governing our country?

They have no conscience and definitely they don't believe in any religion. They only believe in stealing as much as possible from our beloved country. Abandon them now.

Hmmmmmmmm: My little voice tells me that you are trying desperately to get PAS to unite with Umno by portraying that the Chinese parties are out to topple Islam.

But your little voice doesn't know Maths. Muslims form the overwhelming majority in Malaysia.

Anonymous #18452573: Hasan Ali is the best. He has made me a fan - the little voices and all. Sometimes medication will help to silence those little voices in one's head.

On the matter of Malay unity, Hasan's little voices should ask Umno to disband and join Pakatan Rakyat's PKR and PAS agenda for a better Malaysia.

I cannot believe that there are rakyat out there that are still willing to vote for Hasan.

Geronimo: OMG (Oh my God), the creativity of Hasan Ali never failed to amaze me. DAP and MCA working together? That will be the day.

Wira: MCA helping DAP? If MCA wants to help DAP, the best way to do this is to dissolve the party and get all its members to join DAP.

Hasan Ali has only one motive - that is, to divide the country and to play one race against another in order to scare the Malays to back a utterly corrupt and incompetent Umno which he will, one day, certainly join.

Anonymous_5fb: I see this as the last resort of both Umno and MCA to gain back the votes from Malays and Chinese respetively. They want to use one stone to kill two birds.

This tactic may work its trick previously, but not now. Marked my words here, substantial Malay votes now belong to Pakatan, while Chinese votes are already a 'fixed deposit' of Pakatan that earning compounded interest.

The more CSL (Chua Soi Lek) opens his mouth, the higher the interest compounded.

YF: Hasan Ali, if you have a brain, you should point your finger at the boss of Umno who was there when Chua Soi Lek was bashing hudud.

Asamko: My advice to you, Hasan Ali, is to go back to PAS leaders Tok Guru Nik Aziz or Abdul Hadi Awang to seek forgiveness for betraying PAS.

After the apologies, either one of them should be able to tighten the loose screws in your head.

FOG: Our in-house comedian Ibrahim Ali is boycotting Malaysiakini , so Hasan Ali has to step in as the new stand-up comedian.

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